Las Vegan Salad?

Ingredients:

• Plenty of lettuce a la Wynn
  (* Gambler's Prayer: "Let Us All Win" )


• (S)lots of "Wild Cherry" Tomatoes (or can substitute Slot Token Tomatoes) and "Yellow Bell" Peppers


• Super Progressive Jackpot Sprouts


• Felt Green Peppers


• Binyon's Bahama (or Bermuda) Onions


• (Optional) Croupier Croutons


• Top with House Edge Dressing (to taste)

Feel free to add your own favorite Vegas vegetables to make this salad complete! Enjoy!