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Vegas Joke Of The Day - I'm Moving Out!

The War Between Men And Women - Vegas Style

I'm Moving Out!

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.
He says,What are you doing?

She answers, I'm moving to Las Vegas. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free!

Later that night on her way out the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.

When she asks him where he's going, he replies...
I'm going to Vegas too. I want to see you live on $800 a year!

Vegas Joke Of The Day - Not Willing To Share

Not Willing To Share

A guy from Red Deer was down on his luck. He took his last $1000 and went to Las Vegas.

He had a fantastic run of good fortune on his first night there. He stumbled out of the casino and pulled out his cell phone to call his wife. "Honey, pack your bags. I just won over a million dollars in Vegas."

His wife was excited and said, "That's wonderful. What should I pack for...Europe, the Carribean?"

He replied "I don't really care, just be gone when I get home."

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Thanks to Tim and Ernie at the Blue Beaver Beer Blog!

Vegas Joke Of The Day - Blinded By The Blonde

Blinded By The Blonde

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless.” With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, “Come on, baby…. Southern Girl needs new clothes!”

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down… And squealed… “YES! YES! I WON! I WON!”

She hugged each of the dealers… And then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, “What did she roll?”

The other answered, “I don’t know… I thought you were watching.”

Moral —

Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But, all men….. Are still men

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Thanks to LoveJen.org!

Vegas Joke Of The Day - Bad Day Gambling

Bad Day Gambling

A lady is having a bad day at the tables in Vegas. Down to her last $100, completely exasperated, she cries, "What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?"

A gent next to her, trying to calm her down a bit, calmly suggests, "I don't know... Why don't you play your age?"

He walks away. Moments later, his he is intrigued to hear a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe, she won!

Rushing back to the table and pushing his way through the crowd, he is stunned to see the lady lying limp on the floor, with the table operator kneeling over her.

He asks, "What happened? Is she all right?"

The operator replies, "I don't know, buddy.... She put all her money on 29. When 36 came up she fainted!"

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Thanks to "Famous Quotations" at Funny Jokes.