Vegas Joke Of The Day - Not Willing To Share

Not Willing To Share

A guy from Red Deer was down on his luck. He took his last $1000 and went to Las Vegas.

He had a fantastic run of good fortune on his first night there. He stumbled out of the casino and pulled out his cell phone to call his wife. "Honey, pack your bags. I just won over a million dollars in Vegas."

His wife was excited and said, "That's wonderful. What should I pack for...Europe, the Carribean?"

He replied "I don't really care, just be gone when I get home."

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Thanks to Tim and Ernie at the Blue Beaver Beer Blog!